Posted on November 9, 2025 “If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”—David Letterman, American comedian, 1947-
Posted on September 17, 2022September 17, 2022 “What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.”—Oscar Levant, American comedian, 1906-1972
Posted on December 22, 2020 “A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.”—Fred Allen, American comedian, 1894-1956
Posted on September 3, 2020 “The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”—Oscar Levant, American comedian, 1906-1972
Posted on November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 “With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.”—George Burns, American comedian, 1896-1996
Posted on July 30, 2017July 30, 2017 “Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”—W.C. Fields, American comedian, 1880-1946
Posted on January 13, 2017February 9, 2026 “Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”— W.C. Fields, American comedian, 1880-1946
Posted on January 11, 2017May 27, 2021 “The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat.”—Lily Tomlin, American comedian, 1939-
Posted on December 26, 2016February 11, 2026 “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”—Bob Hope, American comedian, 1903-2003
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