Posted on December 22, 2020 “A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.”—Fred Allen, American comedian, 1894-1956
Posted on September 3, 2020 “The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”—Oscar Levant, American comedian, 1906-1972
Posted on November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 “With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.”—George Burns, American comedian, 1896-1996
Posted on July 30, 2017July 30, 2017 “Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”—W.C. Fields, American comedian, 1880-1946
Posted on January 13, 2017January 13, 2017 “Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”— W.C. Fields, American comedian
Posted on January 11, 2017May 27, 2021 “The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat.”—Lily Tomlin, American comedian, 1939-
Posted on December 26, 2016December 26, 2016 “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”—Bob Hope, American comedian
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