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Category: humor

Posted on February 17, 2023

“Two boys arrived yesterday with a pebble they said was the head of a dog until I pointed out that it was really a typewriter.”—Pablo Picasso, Spanish painter, 1881-1973

Posted on February 12, 2023

“For God’s sake hold your tongue, and let me love.”—John Donne, English poet, 1572-1631

Posted on January 28, 2023

“I’ve been things and seen places.”—Mae West, American actress, 1893-1980

Posted on January 4, 2023January 4, 2023

“The cure of a romantic first flame is a better surety to subsequent discretion, than all the exhortations of all the fathers, and mothers, and guardians, and maiden aunts in the universe.”—Fanny Burney, English satirical novelist, 1752-1840

Posted on December 17, 2022December 20, 2022

“He that hath no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning.”—Thomas Fuller, English physician, 1654-1734

Posted on November 23, 2022November 23, 2022

“Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply.’ But not in those words.”—Woody Allen, American film director, 1935–

Posted on November 13, 2022

“Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.”—Jane Wagner, American writer, 1935–

Posted on October 18, 2022October 17, 2022

“Book lovers never go to bed alone.”—Anonymous

Posted on October 3, 2022

“Solemnity is the shield of idiots.”—Montesquieu, French philosopher, 1689-1750

Posted on September 23, 2022September 24, 2022

“There’s a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”—Dorothy Parker, American poet, 1893-1967 (editor’s note: this is a substitute for the “You can….” quotation. Our apologies.)

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